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With the new Star Trek XI movie hitting the theaters, more people are putting aside their regular mundane issues of life and death, and asking themselves the really tough questions: Am I a Star Trek fan? Or am I a Trekkie? Here's a quick sorter to give you a rough idea!
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Calculating Your Trek Mojo: < 0 You are what is known as a "moviegoer". But there is hope for you! Take this test again in a few weeks. If your score has improved, you are metamorphosing into a Trekkie! <10 You are a Star Trek fan. Chin up! Even Zephram Cochrane had to start with a dream (and a nuclear warhead). You have an application to Starfleet Academy. Do you mail it in? The choice is yours. The choice is yours. 11-16 Correct: You are a Trekkie! Congratulations would be given, but none are required. You are already too cool for internet social affirmation. So crack open a bottle of Aldeberran whisky and a plate of Racht, pop in your favorite Trek DVD and live the life of the righteous! 17-20 Correct: Are you wearing your uniform right now? Go and put it on, you know you want to! You are a Trekker though you may self-deprecatingly refer to yourself as a Trekkie. You know everything from the first words of the Horta to what day the new torpedoes are arriving to what Phlox secretly feeds Porthos. Book yourself a Vulcan neuropressure session - you deserve it! 20^n Correct: You are the Cytherian Barclay of Star Trek Knowledge and this test fills you with righteous superior scorn! You warrant a continuum or wormhole in which to dwell in your hyperadvanced Trekdom! Remember kids, knowing is half the battle. Q'Pla! |